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10 Reasons Why Spongebob Squarepants is a Good Role Model

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I am sure that people are booing me right now, but I have finally come to love, yes love, Spongebob Square Pants. I was one of those parents who swore up and down that I would NEVER let my kids watch that show. I didn’t fully understand a sponge living under the sea in a town called Bikini Bottom, with a best friend Patrick and a pet snail called Gary who meows, but I tell you what, the show is one of the few television shows I let my girls watch.

Now, I know that people will argue the pace of the show may be too fast, or that there are silly antics and crazy stuff, but when I lined up all the “G” programming, I will pick Spongebob any day of the week.

Here are the following  10 reasons why I like Spongebob as a role model and the show itself:

  1. Spongebob always acts from a good heart.
  2. Spongebob is never evil or intentionally malicious.
  3. Spongebob is not spiteful.
  4. Spongebob is a true friend.
  5. Spongebob thinks of others and their happiness.
  6. Spongebob has a great work ethic and is very conscientious and enjoys working at the Crusty Crab.
  7.  Spongebob always tries his best, and if he doesn’t succeed he will try again.
  8. There is very few bad words unlike some other shows. There is the occasional “stupid” but nothing more that I hear on other children’s programming.( or dare I say out of my mouth)
  9. There is no “tween” talk or inappropriate behaviors going on between the sexes.
  10. Spongebob makes you smile.
Those are my reasons for loving that little sponge who lives under the sea. The show is very innovative and entertaining. My husband and I will watch it with the kids on a Saturday morning or On demand and we are all entertained. The characters are all a bit nuts, but as you watch the show you get to understand them and their idiosyncrasies.
I personally feel that there is not enough age appropriate shows. My girls turned on something tonight and it was ” G ” rated and it was all about boys, girls, kissing, dating, texting, and all the stuff you would expect out of a show for a much older audience. So instead of being the t.v. police, Spongebob is our  guy and we will gladly visit that pineapple under the sea anytime.

 

I love Kohl’s

Why do I love Kohl’s?

The store saved the day Saturday morning at 8 a.m. I was getting myself ready to go to my first ever blogger conference, and I had tried on my whole wardrobe. NOTHING FIT!! What was I going to do?

I am not surprised by this, somehow each time I ate a cookie I figure how much tighter my jeans could get. Obviously not as tight as I imagined, as I tried on SIX pairs of jeans and they were all skin tight. Not snug, or slightly tight, full blown squeezing my inner organs and disgusting muffin top spilling over the sides. There was nothing I could do, I could’t press rewind and regurgitate all the crap I had consumed over the past few months which contributed to this fat mess I was in.

The beginning of the Muffin Top.

I finally found a safety outfit: Black tunic top and the only pair of jeans that fit me. I looked awful and really didn’t feel I was putting my best foot forward. As I waved good by to my family, I looked at the clock it was 8:00 a.m, I needed to be in Boston by 9:00. Could I squeeze a trip to the store? The only places open at 8 a.m is Target and Kohl’s. I wanted to see what I could find in 5 minutes, as that was all the time I had.

I fly into my local Kohl’s and sprint to the petite section. Vera Wang Jeans! just my size and oooh a Daisy Fuentes top and another one. In my brain I was thinking if these fit I am golden. Quick as a bunny I throw everything on and I look 100% more pulled together. I race to check out, looking at my watch, its only 5 minutes past 8:00 a.m. I have never moved this fast.

I jump in my car, tear off the tags and take off my pants and slip into a new pair, then off with the top. I did a fast look around and took off my shirt, down to the bra and swiftly threw on my new shirt. Ta Da!! a new look in about 8 minutes. I was thrilled, and to top it all off I got another 20% with my card.

Needless to say, I was a very satisfied customer. Had I been shopping for no reason I would find nothing, when short on time I find what I need. All I have to say is Kohl’s saved the day and I felt great. I wasn’t wearing Ann Taylor or Banana Republic but I might as well have been because I felt great and at least I was muffin top free, if only for a day.

 

SNL First Date- Too Funny

I am telling you I cracked up when I saw this skit. Many of us do the same thing as in this piece, I know that I do, and seeing it just made me laugh. Hope you do as well. Enjoy!

My “Pinterest” Craft Fail

I had to add this post as another one of my Pinterest Failures. I was totally enamored with the following picture and carried around the list of supplies to purchase as a fun activity with my girls.

The Pinterest Version of the Fairies

 

The directions are as follows:

Fairies in a Jar. If your little one is afraid of the dark :) DIRECTIONS: 1. Cut a glow stick and shake the contents into a jar. Add diamond glitter. 2. Seal the top with a lid. 3. Shake

Sound simple enough right?

So here is my version and result:

The Supplies

 

Breaking a light stick and getting it into a jar is no easy task

 

Now for the “magic” crystals

 

Shake it Up and you are done!

 

So my jars were filled with broken glass from the glow sticks, I didn’t think they had glass in them, and this activity was fun for the night. I was left cleaning out mason jars the next day. I realize that my attempt didn’t quite measure up to the Pinterest Original, but it was fun. I think it would be best for a sleepover or camping.

I wanted to show you this video that I also found on Pinterest that is a different way to make these jars and I think it may work better. Check it out.

 

Source: youtube.com via Paige on Pinterest

My Attempt at Pottery Barn Fall Decor Cheap

I love when I get the Pottery Barn Catalog in the mail, but I recycle it pretty much as fast as I get it, because I just cant justify paying tons of money for items that my kids will ruin. The fall cover of Pottery Barn I loved, and it featured glass mercury pumpkins but not for $24. My friend told me there were some at T.J Max and I was able to get one for $8, but when shopping through Costco, I found two others for $10 a piece. I added the little owl from Michaels craft store and tada!! my decorating complete. There is no link to purchase the pumpkins from Costco but I found this one on Kirklands.

My Fall Decorating Attempt- Very Cheaply, with my Costco Pumpkins

I am not a decorating genius by any stretch, but I wanted to share my glass pumpkins with you, in case you get the fall decorating bug too.

Her Royal Flush-The Ultimate Toilet

The Ultimate Toilet

I honestly dont know where to begin with this post, as this one tops the charts. Let me start with a little background on my mom. She is a multi-talented, fun, vivacious, courageous and amazing lady, who really embraces life and all that it offers. She just turned 70 and spends months at a time in Asia, India and Indonesia. She has the travel bug and has spent most of her life living on the edge. I think that is why I am such a straight and narrow person, I sort of balance out the equation.

It never fails that she comes back from one of her trips with a variety of interesting stories to share and also trinkets from her travels. This past trip, she had a stop in Japan and came back raving over the toilet that she used in the airport. She explained with delight that this toilet was a spa treatment in a bathroom stall. She swore that she was going to get one of these toilets that do pretty much everything except floss your teeth.

I laughed and told her that it was like flushing your money down the toilet. Low and behold, this past weekend I went up for a visit and my mom was giddy with anticipation of her surprise. I walk into her bathroom and there is her new toilet in all its glory. Of course she showed me how to use it, and it conveniently has a display panel mounted on the wall for ease of use.

The Control Panel

I really wasn’t sure I wanted to sit on the toilet, but it sure looked interesting. So I gave it a whirl. It has a heated seat, and when your business is done, it also can wash the front or back areas with warm water and you finish off the spa treatment with a blow-dry . Yes, they wouldn’t want you to walk away wet. I know its nuts.

So the next morning I wake to looking at my mom using this new toilet, happy as a clam, and I am hysterical because all I hear is the water and the fan; nothing like a fresh wash and blow dry in the morning.

Over the course of the weekend I too used this toilet and actually thought it was a great idea. Heated seats of any kind are pretty nice. However I would never personally invest in this toilet.

I head home and the next day and I have a urgency to use the bathroom in Market Basket, then again 10 minutes later, then 5 minutes and then every 2 minutes. What on earth was going on? I call my friend who says it sounds like a UTI. A What? I have NEVER had a UTI in my life. Damn that toilet!!!

I called the doctor and she asked the last time I had intercourse. Really why is that necessary?. As I was away for six days, that was not the problem. I had to explain to her about the magic toilet and she confirmed that was the cause of my plight. Needless to say, my husband said that’s what you get for using that silly toilet. So my mom has no issues and loves it, I will just need to stay away from spa toilets from now on, especially when I am in the Japan airport.

 

Top Ten reasons I will vote for…

Barack Obama

  1. Women’s Rights;  It is likely that two Supreme Court Justices will be appointed by the next President.  The current split is 5/4 in thinking,  imagine that split 6/3 or 7/2…  Roe vs Wade?
  2.  The Economy is recovering.  Albeit slowly, the country is moving in the right direction.  This economic ship took along time to turn – I don’t want to see a new captain take over and potentially change the course.
  3. I, like President Obama, believe that folks need help from time-to-time.  The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one.  Common Good.  Betterment of the whole.
  4. Gay Rights.  We are raising our children to be loving, accepting, tolerant people.  We want leaders who feel the same.
  5. Barack Obama is a considerate Commander-in-Chief.  I believe he painstakingly considers the men, women, and families that will be affected by his decision to deploy or not to deploy our troops.  War is is a last and final resort.  Peaceful negotiations are always preferred.
  6. National Health Care.  Sure, it’s a hot-mess in its present state – but, as a country, we will benefit from National Coverage and its regulations.  Think college student coverage, think Cobra coverage, think pre-existing condition coverage…
  7. The Automotive Industries Recovery.  Imagine the global-domino affect of a bankrupt Detroit.
  8. He is a family man.  I really and truly believe he is a devoted husband and Father.   It is nice to have a man leading our country that weighs his decision making to best align with the values he (and Michelle) instills at home.  I find comfort in that type of honest consistency.
  9. Simply said – I find him Presidential.  He represents America well.  I love to hear him speak.  I like him – he is the first politician from my life-time that I can honestly say – I like him.  I want him to succeed.
  10.  I love Michelle as our First Lady.  I love her focus and attention on the health of America’s children.  I love that she has a vegetable garden.  I love her honesty as a Mother.  I love her sense of humor.

 

 

Motherhood in a nutshell


Juice Box Shaped Fruit-Really?

Spotted: Juice Box-Shaped Fruit | NewsFeed | TIME.com.

Not to sure what I think about this- Square fruit.!!! I don’t know if the motivation is that more kids will eat it in this shape. Time will tell.  You can be the judge.

SNL Fifty Shades of Grey Parody: Happy Mothers Day

DISCLAIMER>>> DO NOT OPEN IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS!!

For all of you reading Fifty Shades of Grey, you will get a kick out of this. Only SNL can get away with making this funny. Enjoy. Happy Mothers Day!



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